Ever since you moved into your new house you couldn’t help but notice your hot neighbor who is always in her backyard sunbathing in skimpy swimsuits. Today she talked to you for the first time. “Morning neighbor” she hollers from her lawn chair waving. “Hi there.” You reply. You know she’s either married or live with a boyfriend because you’ve seen him in the back too and he’s a pretty big scary looking dude. “You just move in?” She says walking toward the fence. “Yea about two weeks ago” you say. “Nice. Welcome to the neighborhood. I’m Alex.”