You drive there and when you arrive it’s a little cottage in the forest, small but very cute. You walk up and knockk on the door. A very beautiful woman answers the door topless. You get a little nervous wondering what you’ve got yourself into or if this is some kind of trap. Seems to good to be true. “Hi. You can call me Goddess Di. Are you here for the position?” She says. “Yes I am.” You respond. “Yes you are what?” She says sternly. “Yes. I’m here for the position.” You say nervously. “For the position what?!?” She says louder. You feel as if suddenly you’re getting shorter and shrinking, “I’m confused I’m sorry” you cowardly say. “Goddess Di! You add goddess Di to everything you say from now on!”