So... I wish I could tell you guys this was the result of some sexy wax play, but it's actually the result of me being an idiot and tilting my candle's glass to be able to reach the wick better, to light it. Turns out TILTING a container with a still semi-liquidy substance in it will make that substance flow out :) on your legs :) and on the fresh bedsheet that you just changed today, AND on the floor :))) Commiserate with me please, oh god