🔮𝓐𝓛𝓛 𝓝𝓔𝓦 - 𝓓𝓘𝓒𝓚 𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓓𝓘𝓝𝓖𝓢🔮 ~~~~~ Good fortune to you, fellow gooner! I ask, are you tired of dick ratings that only, well, rate how your dick looks? Sure you are! The meta lacks mystery. Results may vary. And if you’re a gacha fan, you know the downer of a bad pull. But you’ve come seeking an alternative path! I’ll gently penetrate the veil—as best a cartoon camgirl can—to reveal the messages encoded on your member. Please, limit your skepticism! Allow me to be your humble shaft shaman. Your mystical member medium, if you will. Your divine rod reader and personal protector of phallic prophecies! I am Melody the cosmological Cock Whisperer! (at your service) Before I present my assessment, please remember, my Dick Readings™ are for entertainment purposes, so try not to take them too seriously! How this works: You tip $50 and send me pictures or videos of your good bits. I call upon the divine, and see through eyes unclouded by horny. THEN! Your Dick Readings™ shall be revealed in 7 rites (sections). 🌙 THE HALF MOON (Curvature, Alignment, and Moon Phases) 🌳 THE WORLD TREE (Pubic Landscaping & Sacred Design) 🔮 THE SACRED LABYRINTH (Texture & Esoteric Pathways) ⚖️ THE HANDS OF THEMIS (Divine Length and Proportions) ⭕ THE SACRED CIRCLE (Ritual Modifications & Divine Adornments) 👁️ THE EYE OF HORUS (Selfie Perspective) ⚡ THE MORNING STAR (Holy Illumination/Lighting Choice) This is ALL NEW Mel magic, the likes of which has never been seen! So whether you're new to the world of the horny arcane, or if I've rated your junk ten times, you can send in your pics and I shall rate them anew!! just TIP $50 to get your reading, today! (or, sometime soon, these take me a while cuz they're loooong guys i write like 5 paragraphs lmfao) ((remember! These are just for fun and entertainm,ent, so dont take it too seriously! i am not actually practicing witchcraft on your cock i swear hehe this is just keeping in the d&d wizard spirit! lets have fun and be horny!!!)) #vtuber #lewdtuber #projektmelody #dickrating