spring has sprung in Los Angeles and im LOVING it. spring means i can start wearing tiny outfits again, like this one. the only problem is i went to an italian restaurant for dinner and im still eating as if i’ve got my winter clothes on. “i ate more fettuccini alfredo and drank less water than i have in my entire life. -michael scott” -tessa fowler. due to the pasta incident, the update i owe you guys from yesterday will be posted tomorrow. and since you guys are cutting me some slack and being patient with me, i’ll post a longer video with my dick-on-a-stick to show my gratitude. that’s right, a gratitude bj... literally the best kind.