last night i ate five pieces of pizza, took these pics, and fell asleep on top of my phone while attempting to post this. i still had on all my jewelry, all my makeup, and i didn’t even put a bra back on (which, if you know me, you know i always sleep with a bra. it’s what keeps them perky, in my opinion). the last photo was taken just minutes ago. so, what did i learn? i learned that stuffing yourself to the brim with pizza is absolutely exhausting.