laser hair removal- round three. it was FREEZING in that room and, as you can tell in the photos, i was squeezing my legs together really tight. so tight, in fact, that when the technician was “treating” my coochee she used the very strong stream of cold air that’s used to somewhat numb the skin... she used that stream to blow my lips apart so she could really get in there. so, you know when you stick your head out the window and your skin just flaps in all directions? yup... that’s what was happening. it was fucking hilarious! i could not stop laughing, while at the same time i was in pain with every zap. so between the occasional “OUCH!”, the hysterical laughter, and the tears rolling down my face because of said laughter, the poor girl had no idea what was going on. rather than ask, her solution was to move as quickly as possible and try to get it over asap. she then made the air a little stronger because she thought my reaction was a pain reaction. so now my shit was REALLY flying. it was like a flag in a hurricane. of course, that only made me laugh even harder. so yeah, i had a lot of fun this time around.