

POSTING AND DMS DELAY THRU OCTOBER 12th - OUT OF OFFICE - LIFE UPDATE: Hello my sweet darling friends!!! Firstly, I’d like to apologize for any inconveniences over the last couple weeks and in the two weeks to come while my posting has been and will be extremely inconsistent. You see, I’ve been planning my wedding (which is exactly as stressful as Bridezilla would have you believe) and right now I’m at the airport on the way to said wedding and honeymoon!!!!! (AAAAAAAA!!!!!) I don’t want to spoil too much about where we’re eloping, but I wanted to share this picture of my… Naboobies. WINK WINK. ANYWAY. I’ve never been happier or more excited for anything in my whole life, and I appreciate your patience while I’m taking a while to respond and post. I love you guys so very much, and I can’t wait to tell you all about it when I get home. 💕 I’ll have to see if I can get some cute pics along the way to share when I get back. 🥰

Me, if I was the Lady in the Lake

And you’re absolutely sure you can’t see my nipples through this

RISE AND GRIND TUMMY LOVER NATION

Oh so no one was gonna tell me I’m supposed to wear a BRA with this sweater to the gym?!?
SUCKING MY NIPPLES UNTIL I CAME SO HARD MY PUSSY CLENCHED HARD ENOUGH TO GET A JOB AS ONE OF THEM ARM SQUEEZY THINGIES AT THE DOCTORI just got home from Dragon Con last week and my bachelorette party and it was sooooooo fun!!! Only one month til my wedding guys 🥹 can’t wait to catch up with everyone’s DMs!!PS sorry about the lint on my butt hole, idk what to do it was hiding until I started filming oh well
I forgot all about this clip from May of @purplehairedgf eating me out in the bathroom of the fairy ball after a few trips to the free bar 🥴💕 not crazy spicy enough to upcharge, but it’s WAY too cute not to share!!

I’m not allowed to type the name of the website on here but SOMEBODY sent me a custom varsity jacket for being in their top 1% of creators last year!!! 🥹

I should have taken a video of me trying to position these naturals in this dress, my nipples were lookin like the eyes on the crazy emoji 🤪 😂

Look at me and my sexy little sausage casing!!!!!! I look like the hottest condom ever unrolled!!!!

You don’t think anyone will notice that I forgot to wear panties with this do you
Free to feed Starfire video 🥰 my pussy literally creamed so much I was in shock LMAO(Also, some housekeeping: this should go without saying, but if you’re not black please just be normal about the color of the dildo in your comments. Let’s not be weird and race fetish-y. It’s 2025, skin is skin, and I want my black subscribers to feel catered to as well in my content without having to be icked out by weird comments from non-black people! 💕 Thanks my lil clementines!!! 💕)

Soooooo I made a solo video to post to the feed tomorrow and it got crazy 🥴

Yall it’s so hot outside right now I’m scared my silicone dicks are gonna melt to the side of the pool 💀

They’re literally huge rn
I was going to make a cute titty bounce vid to this song but I think this Blooper is honestly better than anything I could do on purpose 😂

(Porn moaning) ooohhhh I’m so wet fuuuuuckkk
Tittyfucking since it has been WAY too long since the horny videos flowed up in this bitch 😩 it may be too soon to tell but… yall I think my crazy bitch pills were keeping me from 1) getting horny and 2) getting shit done and since I decided to go off them for the first time in like 3 years I have been about 8000000% hornier No one tell my doctor please, you’re all sworn to secrecy 💀 it’s literally not my fault that the unregulated bipolar makes my porn better

I keep gaining weight and idk what to do with all the leg meat I have again all of a sudden 💀

Sorry for the delay in messaging and posting at the moment, we’re out of town visiting Purple’s family!! I miss you guys, and I can’t wait to catch up!

Feet fuckers, this one goes out to you 🫡💕

Purple took this picture of me puzzling this morning and I uhh… don’t think this shirt fits anymore 💀

@purplehairedgf got a perm and is adjusting quite well to bonnet life 😂💕

Peek a boo(b) 😂
It’s actually been 184729474 years since I did a strip-tease and I couldn’t get this song out of my head today 🥴

Hmmmmm idk… what do you think Too modest

Finger blasting my girl but in like the most loving way 🥹💕

I have so many pics from this shoot and they’re all spicy as fuck 🥹 btw those who scroll to the last pic shall be rewarded 😌💕
Whoever said “oh I know your fiancée spits in your mouth”… you’re right 😭 (it’s a literal tragedy that we weren’t totally in frame in this clip, and I can’t bring myself to sell any of this shoot as an Unlockable because I am genuinely so horny and I want everyone to just see it anyway have fun watching us scissor)
Im sorry about the Ashnikko playing in the background, we weren’t initially trying to make a little snippet to post, we just ended up making out 🥴

PLEASE LOOK AT THESE PICS I TOOK WHILE @purplehairedgf AND I WERE SKINNY DIPPING I AM CRYING LAUGHING

Oh so yall have BIG feelings about that sundress pussy pic I posted yesterday 👀

Yeah I’d wanna cum in it too, I get it 😮💨

Cut my grass at 9pm and still ended up DYING in the heat out there 😩

Amazing weekend at MomoCon and celebrating @purplehairedgf ’s 30th birthday!!!!! Can’t wait to be home tomorrow and catch up on the 1947289284929302 messages I neglected during the con crunch! 🤪💕

I may or may not have a video of @purplehairedgf eating me out in the bathroom at the fairy ball while we were both kinda trashed 🥴

Rock n roll (If u see me at MomoCon tomorrow pls say hi I will be wearing a Sabrina Carpenter lingerie outfit!!!!) (also I need to catch up on my DMs , thank u for being patient!!!!)

I was able to drop the panties but I didn’t think about the thrown out back so picking them up was an ordeal. Showing you my pussy today was a sacrifice of love, just so you are aware

Day 2 laid up immobile on the couch like “noooo I said to BLOW my back out, not THROW my back out” 😭😭😭 yall tell me how bending down wrong to grab a grocery bag has ruined my whole week When did I turn 100 years old

It’s here, and Sy Snootles is, in fact, the worst thing I’ve ever done

It's that time of year again!!!!

If I could give Vick (of Vick’s (tm)) the sloppiest wrist twister Gluck Gluck 3000 head I would do it in a heartbeat

Hey sweet friends!! Okay first of all look at my beefy back.💪 ANYWAY I’m sorry I posted about a new g/g clip and then dipped for a week, I got REAL sick but I’m on the mend now!! I’m trying to sus out if I want to send out the entire hour long video for a higher price, or break it up into 2 or 3 clips at lower prices and I want your input!! It would all shake out to the same amount of money, I just didn’t know if you’d prefer bite sized. I’m reworking my g/g clip prices now that I’m way more comfy with it, so it wouldn’t be a totally heinous price either way. (Also, just so you know, I haven’t replaced my serpentine belt yet so you guys can still watch me do that with my tits out when I’m finally not hacking coughing anymore lol!)

We meant to make a little video, ended up filming for an hour, and now I gotta figure out what to do with all this horny footage of me and @purplehairedgf 🥴💕

Everyone I know is in Japan at Star Wars Celebration right now and I am not and it's making me SICK

The IRS just fucked me harder than I fuck myself, which is pretty fucking hard 🥴 (ft. @purplehairedgf’s hand)

No I’m not cold why do you ask 🥴

Good date night :) @purplehairedgf