@savannahsolo

I just spent an hour and a half deep scrubbing every little crevice of my shower and now I’m high on mold and mildew killer fumes how’s ur Friday going so far 🥴

YALLLLLLL 😭😭😭😂😂😂

Yall… I have outdone myself

Ok so I restarted my ye olde lewd free page @savannahsolofree !! I want to start posting my whole PPV catalog on there so you guys can peruse it without having to work up the nerve to message me for stuff, but it'll be a little slow going to find all the clips in the depths of this disorganized hard drive and get them uploaded!

I can never get any work done in this god damn house, she’s like a fuckin teat seeking missile 😭

I apparently am allergic to following instructions 💀

Unrelated to these pics, how would yall feel about a Helly R cosplay 👀

Just on the off chance you guys are looking for more people to sub to, some of my friends (who are all incredible and talented creators) lost a very dear friend this week. They’re all taking a little well deserved time to grieve, and I want to encourage people to sub to them while they’re in the thick of it so they can have just a smidge less income to worry about! @omystephaniemichelle @melissadrew @hexhypoxia @womanwearingred @bishoujomom @mishamai @bunniblack

I can’t tell if the over-saturation looks nice on these or if I look like a 2011 Facebook filter but honestly I don’t care 🥴

Ngl the pics I took the other day slap 🥴

😂😭 @purplehairedgf walked in while I was taking pics and they just—

I deep cleaned my studio and got a massive new mirror to make filming easier!! And tummy enthusiasts everywhere will be thrilled to know I gained 10 lbs over Sad Girl Winter 💕😂 enjoy it while it’s back for a limited time only

Show of hands who else raises from the dead at the first warm spring breeze only to launch into a furious manic cleaning mode Cuz I’m balls deep in this back porch and on my way to go buy a pressure washer 🥴 I spent 8 hours cleaning my office, half a day cleaning my foyer and gecko tank, and 4 hours scrubbing Litter Robots yesterday 💀 who knows what today holds in store. If I have half a brain it will include answering all my messages because WOW that dm inbox is crying out for help in ways it has never cried before 😂

I’m guesting at Nerdi Gras in Atlanta this weekend so if you see me please say hi!! I’ll have goodies at my booth 🥹💕

[SWIPE] being a frumpy bitch in my day to day life is so fun cuz like,,, you wouldn’t know unless you already know. You know?

Sending out an absolutely banger clip tonight for Valentine’s Day 🫡

y'all megacon microwaved me 😭

When u want her to dom u but instead she’s dominating Fortnite @purplehairedgf

I’m having an awful day and I’m crying like a little bitch someone tell me I’m pretty 😭

My waist to titty ratio in this pic is just so 😩 [chef’s kiss]

Yall im watching Gladiator 2 and this movie is so ass, Russell Crowe would have never done me dirty like this

Aaahhh nothing like a relaxing bath in Shrek’s swamp 😂 or maybe I’m in Wicked. Perhaps both. Shreked

This isn’t a sexy post, just a life update post cuz I found my wedding dress yesterday and I wanted to show you all 🥹💕

AAAYYYYYYO!!!!!! @sassyserpents

Bro it’s getting straight up delicious in this dungeon 🥴🍽️ @sassyserpents

You didn't think I'd forget to post the follow-up to the FAQ, did you? 😉 (It would be completely reasonable if you did. We all know I can't remember shit for shit. 🥴)

Y’all haven’t even been informed of @purplehairedgf’s spectacular ass 😩 here are some cute silly pics 🥹 we’ve been at a week long family holiday gathering and I think we’re both ready to go home so we can have loud sex again 🥴

I’ve been really surprised by the amount of requests for Locked Tomb content since me and @purplehairedgf finished our cosplays, so I wanted to ask the audience which cosplays they’d like for us to shoot in first! Full disclosure, I am absolutely sloshed in the first pic 😂 we didn’t get any fancy pics taken in these so you’ll have to just trust me that the costumes are good 😂

So sweet helping me edit my video 🥰 @purplehairedgf

Alex can explore my dungeon any time 🥴 new Falin and Marcille photoshoot with @sassyserpents coming soon to an Onlyfans near you 😩💕

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE, EVERYONE! My Christmas Eve post was originally going to be sexy Hermey the Elf content, but he had a route canal to perform tonight on the Island of Misfit Toys and sadly couldn't make it. But there's always next year! But god damn these pics of me and @sassyserpents are cute.

Leaving for Holiday Matsuri tomorrow! I’m hoping I’ll have my new FAQ video up then 🥰

CHRISTMAS EVE-EVE STREAM - 23rd @ 7pm CSTFeaturing @purplehairedgf! There will be fun and reindeer games. :)

Not a sexy post, but ME AND @purplehairedgf GOT ENGAGED

Finished filming the new FAQ video and idk if you can tell but I had a great time 🤠👍

Jumpscare on 3rd slide 🥴

Putting the “chest” in 🎵 chestnuts roasting on an open fiiiire🎵🎅

Why have Apple Cider when you could have DICKIN CIDER AYOOOOOO

I should never be allowed to touch a dick @purplehairedgf

I’m getting my damn money’s worth out of my gif maker subscription!! Also, everyone always asks for titty fucking content and I always forget to make it, so here you go 🙌

Warmup stretches 🏋🏼‍♀️

Awoogaaaaa

The titty fairy hath come

This is not a sexy post, just a cute lil life update that I spent the last 3 weeks moving @purplehairedgf in with me so we don’t have 10 hours separating us all the time anymore 🥰

Thanksgiving is RAPIDLY approaching and I don’t know what the hell to do for this year’s dumb Thanksgiving photoshoot! Help!! Please give me ideas, my brain is dry!

Follow me into the forest, there are no tears about politics in the forest, just fairy titties

Something about bad photoshop is so fucking funny to me 😂 HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY, enjoy these 2020 Velma pics!! I'm also sending out a Re-Run of my old Velma clip tonight for anyone who wants that!! 🎃

I’m a lil mushroom fairy 🥹🍄🧚‍♀️