@savannahsolo

Oh nooooo! I can’t get my leggings up and look at how I am clearly trying so hard!

I threw the best party of my life last night and the hangover I have today is at least in some sort of personal top 3

I am so horny today. I am fucking RABID (not a rabbit pun)

I don’t know which one of you leaked my video and I REALLY don’t care who but I need you to know that this description had me crying laughing in my kitchen this morning, I’m legally changing my name to “non-binary semen demon”

GOOD MORNING BITCHES

An eventful day 🤪

LOOK AT THE FUCKING SPRINKLE STUCK TO MY FOOT I wanted to take my new bad dragon for a spin but I think I need 1) my attachable suction cup 2) lots of lube and 3) better lighting. I bought the small and I still couldn’t get the whole fucker in me. That’s what I get for just being a little dude. OH AND THANK YOU TO THE GIFTER WHO BOUGHT ME THE BAD DRAGON

Happy Birthday to me 🥳

I know I say it on a biweekly basis but no one has eaten me out til I came since 2018 and I am now worried that the next time someone takes the 15-20 minutes to do it I will simply pledge my undying fealty and hand in marriage to them

Okay sorry I yelled here quick have a little outtake striptease 😭💕

So much naughty bunny fun to share with you :) I’ll have to post the nudes and the strip teases later when I can go through and pick out the best ones!!!

UPDATE! [BANGING POTS] The lingerie campaign/fundraiser/donations/slut fund has now officially CLOSED!!! Thank you so much to everyone who threw in a few (or a LOT) of bucks!!! I appreciate y'all so much more than you know. Y'all absolutely blew me away. I love you guys!

Good morning bitches!!!!!!

[CAMPAIGN NOW CLOSED!! THANK YOU EVERYONE!!] LAST CALL FOR THE HONEY BIRDETTE CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS! The video will be going out tomorrow and when it does the pot will close!!!! The post is linked a couple posts down! 💕💕💕

[sighs deeply] I miss riding cowgirl

How’s it hangin (Ugh I recommend expanding the gif, OF cut off my boobies 😚)

[swipe for pussy] So yesterday I was on this lil kick where I wanted to feel like a debauched Baroque painting so enjoy this little cellphone photoset :)

I will uncover the titties later when I can edit the rest I promise :)

I am sorry if I am slow to post and respond this weekend! I am in a play!!! So if I get to ya a little late this weekend it’s cuz I’m breakin a leg!!

I don’t have porn for you today but I did take some pretty Marylin inspired pics today ☺️ Also, I bought this dress in May and couldn’t fit in to it to save my life, and now it fits me like a glove! A little victory today thanks to killing myself weightlifting! 😂💕

I dont need a man I can suck my own titties 😭

Do you like my new little outfit?🦋

My sunflowers are dead but my nails are hot so you win some you lose some

LISA FRANK EAT YOUR HEART OUT

SNEAK PEEK OF THE NEW CONTENT ROOM. ITS COMING ALONG SO WELL!!!!!!!!! I can’t wait to finish it!!!!!!!!

Not to brag, but I kinda ate with this one 😩

I really really appreciate the love and feedback y’all have given me on the new JOI video! I’m so glad you all liked it so much and I love that everyone has asked for a sequel 😂💕

NEW SHY BFF JOI UNLOCKABLE IS OUT!!! Hope you enjoy these silly little low-quality stills 😂 This video has a fun little setup, where you’re hanging out with your bestie (me) and discover I’ve never had sex so we embark on a little learning experience about ✨wieners✨😂 The clip has masturbation, role-play, JOI, and on screen dialogue you can respond with should you choose to!!!! I just sent it out, so if you missed it just message any time and I will get it to ya!!

I was trying to take cute nudes and then I got the hiccups and had to hold my breath. Cest la vie. HEY I’m exporting the new JOI that’s coming out tomorrow!!!!!! I cannot wait!!!!!!!!!! I had so much fun putting a lot of personality into it and I think those of you who like the cozy sex with your bestie experience will enjoy it. :)

I ain’t never bought a fancy ring before! I’m so obsessed with it! I found it for 70% off at a Zales while I was window shopping and it turns out that mfer is an engagement ring 💀 oh well I got engaged to myself for a mind boggling deal yesterday 😂

That hair was so ratty by the time I chopped it but I miss it today for the first time since I cut it 😩 but I’m happier now and that’s what matters :)

Fire and Bl00d, motherfuckers. This Targaryen shoot is a remake and glow-up of my original very first Onlyfans cosplay photoshoot, down to the same stockings! This was a nice reminder of how far I’ve come. It’s also my first time shooting with a new photographer since Cay and I parted ways so I’m getting used to getting comfy with her! She does some very glamorous and artsy shit and I love it. I included an OG pic at the end and some bloopers. 😂 enjoy!!!

Firstly, messages are broken tonight so I will get to y’all as quick as I can! Second, I redid my very first ever Onlyfans photoshoot today. :) Dracarys, bitches.

PUTTING THOSE EXTRA CAMPAIGN DOLLARS TO GOOD USE 😤💪💕

[CHANTING] CLEAR 👏 CHAIR 👏 CLEAR 👏 CHAIR 👏CLEAR 👏CHAIR

Happy Labor Day, except I don’t really understand Labor Day 💀

I am branching out and trying new things but I think my pussy is already fat and this may do nothing 💀

I bought this lingerie in 2020 and I am laughing because who are you seducing in this A Keebler Elf 😂😂😂😂

Stills from my new anal fuck machine clip 🤠 In your DMs right now! This video is fucking insane, I used new angles, and my legs were fucking shaking while this thing fucked me oh my god. It’s a little over 11 minutes, and it almost took me out 💀 I let it fuck my pussy too, and then I give a real nice closeup of me cumming and showing you how wrecked my pussy and ass are. Still are. I am currently laying down and can still feel my ass asking me “why would you betray me like this”. This clip is $10 and will be available forever. Just shoot me a message to order it if you missed it!!!!

when ur ass is so tight you almost burn the motor out of your fuck machine 💀 anyway new Unlockable clip tomorrow 😂

Spicy gifs are so underrated 🥲💕

My face fucking powers are fading 😭

The lil booty will treat you right 🥲

A story in 4 parts 💀

Haven’t done enough closeup shots of my pussy lately 😩

Colossalcon was so fun! I’m glad to be back home though, I missed my puppy and my kitties and my plants! I’m so tired but I’m feeling a lot better after my little adventure. :)

Laptop light nudes, because I wanted to feel like I was in college again 😂

I touched @qtsnack ’s boob today. It was an accident. But still.