@savannahsolo

Excuse me I need to speak with Santa Claus. I want to know who approved these new uniforms for the elves. We’re fucking freezing.

I know I joked yesterday about spreading my legs for Christmas but then I realized I haven’t done an actual spread legs shot in a hot minute so,,, enjoy the bush and flappy flaps 😂💕💕💕

CHRISTMAS CHEER AINT ALL IM SPREADING THIS YEAR AYYYYYYYYY

Just an update on the tits. They ARE getting bigger. The subscribers rejoice in the street. My back muscles shed a single tear, as my nipples cry out in agony. 💕🥲

Y’all I placed my Christmas content Lingerie orders WEEEEKS ago and I just have no idea if they’re gonna come in in time for Christmas at all. So we’re winging the Christmas content this season! Next week we’ll do a very cursed homemade sexy gingerbread man shoot. Im sorry if the Seasonal content seems dry for this reason, I’m trying my best but this has NOT been my fucking month. On a positive note, everyone this is Ymir! She’s the Stalker-Eating Titan. 🥲💕 We’re doing guard dog training and shit. As you can see she’s very ferocious!

Just got through running over your grandma 💅🎄 Enjoy the Reindeer Cosplay Mini-Set!!!!! 💕

SORRY I DIDNT POST YESTERDAY, BUT LOOK WHAT ME AND CAY WERE UP TO!!!!

My nipples hurt, the boobies better not be getting bigger again lord have mercy my back can’t take another cup

I went to the hair salon to get some help with a couple problem spots in the back and it all went from bad to worse. We’re about to do a lot of wig stuff for a little bit 🥲

I think my prom dress looks better on me now than when I went to prom 😂

I did NOT mean to cut so much hair off I just kept trying to even it up and then all the sudden it was gone I’m so dang mad at myself cuz I just wanted a trim cuz I like my fluffy hair! 😭 It’ll grow back in no time at all, but y’all be nice to me in the meantime! I am so fragile about my hair right now and if anyone says anything mean I will simply burst into tears!

***BACKSEAT COWGIRL*** 15 Minute Unlockable Clip — Coming to your DM inbox shortly!!! I fuckin love car sex. Titties are FLOPPING. Booty is BOUNCING. Coochie lips are JIGGLING. Everyone is SWEATING. It’s always so fun!!! And this clip is so hot I busted a nut while I was editing it. I can’t wait for y’all to see it!!! Message me if you missed it and we'll get it right out to ya!

OH I thought you said “DICK the halls.” 🥴 My bad, buddy 🎄

Yeah I’ll try my best 🥴

I’m in TIME magazine, and I am SOBBING this is the coolest thing that has EVER happened to me!!!! https://time.com/6124508/creator-economy-onlyfans-twitch-future/

Oh my GOSH it’s the first day of December!!!!!!! How exciting!! Here’s a throwback to the photoshoot I did with @riverlynnxxx last year!! 🎄

I just chased down an orgasm for an hour and a half and had the forethought to turn on my camera during the last quarter, and I just came for 50 seconds straight. I orgasmed for almost a whole minute. A whole. Minute…. When I say I screamed. I think,,, I think I’m gonna send it out as a Cyber Monday treat for $3. :) It’s 2:30 so it’s a short one but damn,,, god damn.

I don’t want to talk anymore, I am retreating into the boobs

Ignore how blurry my face is, LOOK AT MY HIPS I’m lookin thick if I do say so myself 🥲💕

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE!!! 🦃 Please enjoy this cursed and stupid horny cornucopia. The Hornucopia! 😂 I think it’s our new tradition to always do something stupid for Thanksgiving. Anyway, I’m away from home this year so y’all eat some stuffing for me!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving Eve, everyone! No time like the present to release a re-edit of last year’s Thanksgiving Turkey photoshoot, which I believe to be the worst and most cursed thing I have ever made 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

IM CRYING LMAOOO OKAY I know this pic looks like the airplane bathroom smelled bad but that was actually just my face of absolute disappointment that I had to hold my phone above my head to get my chest in the picture #shortking

I borrowed your coat. Hope you don’t mind. 💕

Oh my god the boob on the left even looks bigger in the aerial view 😩😂 oh hey, I went to a con today and got some fun merch and then I jumped in a pool in my underwear at a party, it was VERY COLD. Excellent Sunday!!!!!

I look like somebody’s mom stripping in here 😂

I didn’t think I was particularly turned on at the mall today but I was so wet I soaked through my pants. Isn’t that so nice 💀

Local man willing to trade artistic lewds for eyeballs

NOT TO POST TWICE IN ONE DAY BUT BOY DID I MAKE SOME SELF INDULGENT LEWD KURAPIKA CONTENT THIS AFTERNOON

BONE APPLE TIT!!! Enjoy the silly little Chef set!!! And a special thank you to @qtsnack for giving me this BOMB ASS chef lingerie!!!!!

Sorry for the late post, but here’s a preview!! I got a few cute Chef pics to show ya tomorrow!!!!!! ☺️💕

Ahh November. The month of giving thanks. This month I am thankful for my phat pussy. 😌🍁 Anyway, enjoy the autumn selfie set!!!!!

I JUST SHOT A LITTLE SEXY AUTUMN SELFIE SET AND AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! The whole thing will probably drop tomorrow!!!! I LOVE IT!!

New Unlockable Clip coming to your DMs today after, what, two months without a new one LOL. I wanted to try something just a little different! It’s about 15 minutes long, and it’s a side-view like you’d get if you were laying in bed next to me watching. ☺️ The pussy isn’t frontal view like usual but it’s a very chill and authentic video! Includes an EXCELLENT orgasm, masturbation, vibrator, fingering, light finger sucking, and TONS of moaning/little noises. I tried to just do what I normally do!! This one is gonna be $5 and it’s going out here in just a couple minutes! DM me if you missed it and I’ll get it out to ya!

[swipe for 🐱] The fuzzy socks stay ON during sex, you do NOT want to feel these icicle toes on the backs of your knees. Side note: I think I’m gonna send out an Unlockable Clip tomorrow!!! It’s nothing super wild, I just haven’t sent one in forever and it think this one is cozy and pretty darn hot!

[SWIPE-FOR-PUSSY STARBUCKS SELFIE SET] Look, you can have the extra shot of breast milk in your frappe but don’t you be asking again, this is the third time this week.

[HOOTERS SWIPE-TO-STRIP SELFIE SET] You better be tippin’ more than 20% of the check for this exemplary kind of wait service. 😤 And NO, you may not suck my toes as an appetizer.

I’m on my period [crowd boos] but I feel really hot [crowd cheers]

“Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?!?” Everyone please enjoy the Ellen Ripley photoshoot!!! 🤠💕

Here, have a couple pre-game Ripely bloopers! The photoshoot is dropping TODAY!!!!! :DDDD

OH GOD LOOK AT THIS RAW PIC FROM THE RIPLEY SHOOT AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! I AM SO EXCITED TO SHOW THIS SET TO YOU!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for the poor quality pics, I am preparing for tomorrow’s Halloween cosplay shoot!!! Tonight this Nerf gun is going to become an extra terrestrial killing machine! 😂 this thing is huge, I’m kinda sad I gotta cake it up with spray paint because it fires those nerf darts with some real force 😂😂😂

Sexy hobbit content from your favorite little halfling 😂🍃

I accuse The Maid of committing the murder in The Study with [looks at Clue card] that Gorilla Grip Pussy™!

Can I be of service to you this evening? 🖤

Hey, my lovelies!!! I have rehearsal all day, so I will have to answer all your beautiful birthday wish messages when I get back home late tonight but I am so excited to read them all, thank you so much for making my day so special!!!!!!!!

IT’S MY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY, BITCHESSSSSS!!!!!! WHO WANTS TO GIVE ME THE 24 SPANKS?!?!!!!!

Everybody loves a titty drop!! AND HEY!! MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!!! I’m gonna do a fun little selfie shoot tomorrow with some bullshit I bought at Walmart, I can’t wait!!! Turning 24 whole years old!!!

I’m probably the only person who’s able to tell any difference, but I have been working so hard strength training the past few months and I feel so confident about the changes I’ve felt and seen! I have a lot more faith in my body than I did before and feeling strong has just made me feel so sexy!