@savannahsolo

You motherfuckers thought I was lying, but I shot my Christmas collab with @electricblonde today. So SUCK IT. And HERE'S A SNEAK PEEK.

Come give me that Christmas cheer, if you know what I mean 🎄

A little preview of the new Unlockable video coming to your DMs today! It’s a holiday butt stuff video that’s 15 minutes long!! I tried out some anal riding! If you wanna buy it AFTER the holidays that’s okay too, the Christmas hat falls off after the first couple minutes. This one is gonna be $10 cuz of the length and the content. I’ll be sending it out in a bit! 🥰

He’ll have a big fat pack! Upon his back! With lots of titties for youuuu and for meee!

I wouldn’t classify my booty as “cake” I would put it maybe in the cupcake category? Maybe lil pies?

Fun fact: this was my very first pair of “sexy” panties. They’re like almost a decade old, and they’re so comfy and durable I just can’t say goodbye!

B o o b i e s

I just woke up to a mystery package from Sinnovator and they sent me TWO PASTEL TENTACLE DILDOS AND ANOTHER REGULAR DILDO?!! THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND AMAZING, I’m trying all of these out for you guys!! THE FANTASY DICK TRY-OUT VIDEO IS BACK ON!!! HUZZAH!!!

*sigh* okay but they’re a dyad in the force and they didn’t even get to bang. They were robbed. We were robbed

(1/2) HAPPY THANKSGIVIIIIING! I wanna get STUFFED!

(2/2) I call this set Turkey and UNdressing!! HAH!!! I hope you guy enjoy this absolutely nightmare fuel, I laughed my ASS OFF shooting it!! Stay safe, and gobble gobble!!

Due to technical difficulties, I can’t finish downloading any of my edited videos OR continue making my new video! Please accept this pussy pic as an apology! 😭💕

When she gives u that look and u know she’s about to jump u 👀😂

The ass of a woman who just spent 4 hours on the phone with tech support trying to get a better WiFi Upload speed than 0.07 Mbps. That’s not a joke. I am dead. (This photo is alternatively titled: I spent all day trying to fix my brand new WiFi and I haven’t finished editing the video I can’t even upload for you guys tonight. RIP)

Just a couple of snippets of this absolute BULLSHIT PHOTOSHOOT coming out on thanksgiving 😂😂😂

I just like to do my stretches in here!! Why Oh, no reason!

Update: the plaster part simply did not work so WE ARE CHANGING COURSE AND MOLDING MY PUSSY USING A DIFFERENT MATERIAL to make an even MORE nightmarish creation. Hopefully we will have success tomorrow, and a very bizarre and fun video 😂

Just some more cursed content for you this morning 🥴

Can u see my nipples through this shirt BE HONEST

Preview of this week’s PPV! Not roleplay exactly, but I kinda made up a scenario that like... the dragon whisked me away from my farm or whatever and if I fuck it it’ll let me go home. We’re not here for the plot. 😂 Anyway, it’s 15 minutes long. I was able to take the dildo just a little bit into me, and then I did some BJ stuff, titty fuck stuff, and a creampie. I hope you guys enjoy it! It’ll be headed to your DMs today! If you miss it just let me know!

This mini-set goes out to every one of you motherfuckers who tries to seduce everything that moves in DnD. GIVE YOUR DM A BREAK FOR ONCE, JEANINE. Anyway, swipe to seduce the dragon.

I put these lil doo doo buns in my hair as a joke but now I’m kinda vibin’ 👀 I filmed a stupid video but my cell signal said “fuck you” so I guess I’ll post another day 🥴

Have you decided what you wanna eat for dinner, baby?

How lucky are you to be subscribed to the page that produced THIS image You’re TREATED

T-minus 10 days until I finally have internet and I can do live streams again 😭

The Gal vs. The Kinks! Turns out I’m super tame except for when I’m weird as fuck 🥴 what’s new

Guys I’m really sorry to report this, but there will not be a Bad Dragon video. I got it in the mail today, and the medium size is so big and uncomfortably shaped that I literally cried trying to fit it in me and make it work for the sake of the video, but I’m just miserable and I’m out a bunch of money on a toy that I don’t even like so I’m really discouraged. Here’s some screen grabs from filming today, but tragically that’s all I’ll probably ever release. Love you guys, I’m really sorry.

Swipe to open your present! 🥰

Just give it a lil poke!

Mr. Johnson is on line 2. Should I tell him to hold? (Swipe for upskirt! 😌)

The Very Horny Caterpillar had one BIG orgasm! But she was still horny!

Don’t worry guys, just more of that Monday morning getting ready to leave for work bullshit 😂😂😂😂

Thanksgiving is coming up so fast!!!! What’s one thing you’re thankful for today For me, it’s my dogs! Tuna is sick today for some reason (she’s still staying with my folks until I can get a fence in my yard). Mom called and said she keeps farting and scaring herself. Relatable, Petunia. Relatable.

The Dark Rey dirty talk PPV will probably go out to your DMs tomorrow! I may get the preview posted tonight, depends on if I can get to a place with WiFi at some point today!! 💕💕

Look deep into my boobies, let them coax the election anxiety out of you

A few sexy extras for you!!! Everyone have a safe Halloween!!!

(2/3) Can you help me find my glasses <3

Who’s your mommy? 😂😂😂😂 Leather Velma and regular Velma, hitting y’all tomorrow!!

They’re going cross eyed!!!

BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE VELMA COSTUMES ON HALLOWEEN

Did you guys know that I actually don’t grow pubic hair Every month on the full moon a patch of glitter springs forth and I spend the rest of the month trying to wipe it off!

Some lewds that feat. the Feet for you boys, girls, and other various celestial beings in this Denny’s tonight!

Tfw u wanna fuck but you’re also tired as hell. Just yawn into the pussy

[Cardigan Backyardigan voice] PARK! THAT! BIG! MACK! TRUCK!

I had a little costume party for my birthday with a few friends tonight!!! I went as Villanelle and I tragically didnt get any pics in my costume before I took it off to put on a cozy sweater, but I did have the makeup on all night! As promised, here’s a quick pic of my new mani pedi, I’ll have to do more cute foot pics when they’re not covered in dirt 🥴 ALSO, I WAS SO SAD TO LEAVE KYLO WITH HIS TRUE OWNER WHEN I MOVED BUT ROOMIE BOUGHT ME A LIFE SIZE RIBOT LEGS MAUL CUTOUT Oh my GOD

(1/2) I WAS BIRTHED THIS DAY 23 YEARS AGO! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! LET'S GO LIBRAS LET'S GO!!!!

Alright fuzzy peach lovers, take a good look because this hair is driving me NUTS and it has to GO

And then I strangle you with the sash!!!!!