@tessafowler

i didn’t want to do laundry, so im at target getting new underwear and fresh sheets. when i DO finally wash my dirty clothes, im going to have 496837375 pairs of underwear, and 12 sets of sheets. p.s. this doesn’t could as an “update”, i’m just trying something new. i figure if i post random shit like this, as well as my normal content, then ill be less likely to accidentally skip a day (like yesterday 😬). and also, maybe some of you are interested in what i do when i have clothes on.

12/20/2020

it’s time for some more Phone Gems :) in this ‘series’ we revisit my 24 yr old, 2016, tits and landing strip. it seems even back then i was milking that underboob angle (pun intended!) as for the landing strip... i rocked that look for a few months until one day, when i was trimming it up, i accidentally shortened it a little too much. it looked like my cooter had a hitler mustache. or, as i liked to call it, The Clitler. it was hilarious, but it had to go.

12/17/2020

im hearing voices, but all they do is complain

12/16/2020

like my new bra? well, join me in the video and i’ll introduce you to 6 more :)

12/15/2020

los angeles is back in lock down,so i’m all dressed up with nowhere to go. i think i’ll call an uber black and have them take me walgreens hopping just so i can be seen.

12/12/2020

i need to get some of this off my chest and leave it behind me. get it? it’s a big boobs/small butt joke. hilarious. quality stuff.

12/10/2020

the lights changed in the last two photos and i didn’t even notice it. it’s like my brain froze and i went dumb. that’s what happens EVERY TIME i see boobs... even my own boobs. . . . . i didn’t realize i missed yesterday’s post. so i guess tomorrow will be a double video update. i got a new toy to show off and an old outfit i want to wear. hint: it’s a suit. a birthday suit.

12/08/2020

POP goes the weasel.

11/30/2020

i think this shirt is a little small. just a little.

11/27/2020

sometimes you’ve gotta rock out with your cock out

11/26/2020

it’s not dirty, it’s just tiny and over flowing with shit. my closet. im talking about my closet.

11/25/2020

i wanna be all up in the club. the country club.

11/25/2020

i love it in the pink.

11/21/2020

yup, i did it folks. i installed a Clapper. an original Clapper. well, it’s The Clapper Plus because, well, upgrade. it’s greatest thing i’ve ever found on amazon. but of course it works when i don’t want it to (every time i open a soda the noise is a perfect rhythm to turn my lights off) and it doesn’t work when im counting on it to (this is the third attempt at this video because the clapper wasn’t cooperating, and i STILL had to clap three times to make it work). regardless, it’s still one of my favorite things the last two videos are bloopers. as you can see, when it finally does work, i can’t help but laugh because ITS A FUCKING CLAPPER! haahahah

11/18/2020

IM HERE TO PLAY (with your) BALL!!!!

11/16/2020

update may be a few minutes late. i went to film and realized i forgot to take my bra off and give my tits a 30min ‘cool down’ phase in order to get rid of these goddamn bra lines that are in most of my photos. gonna let these thangs rest for a few minutes 😂

11/15/2020

i just want to thank my dad for giving me the issues i needed to show my big tits to the world!! without you, i’d be behind a desk and my boobs would be behind a shirt. that would have been tragic. also, i likely wouldn’t have tried anal, which again, would’ve been tragic.

11/13/2020

the last few days i’ve been in a bit of a ‘funk’ and i apologize for not posting. just haven’t felt very sexy and i tried but couldn’t fake it. im feeling better though and tomorrow will be back to the normal. and of course a few days of multi posts. i’ll have to do something special to make it with my absence ;) anyway.. here are some old phone gems. didn’t want to leave you hanging for one more night

11/10/2020

something about these photos makes me want to snuggle up next to a fire with some hot chocolate and a finger in my ass. (double post tomorrow. it’s going to be a fun one!)

11/07/2020

i love this outfit.

11/03/2020

#throwback to one of my favorite shoots. boners, assemble!

11/02/2020

it’s so bad.

10/31/2020

feeling extra chesty today. this happens occasionally... every now and then i become hyper aware of the sheer size of these bad boys, and today is one of those days. they’re bigger than my freaking head! it’s like i’ve got vin diesel and his twin in a headlock.

10/30/2020

anybody got a nut? because this squirrel needs one.

10/26/2020

my friend’s only “selfie mirror” is adjacent to the living room... im sure that’s because it’s a well known fact that if i see a mirror, im pulling out my tits and taking a pic in it. so now everyone in the living room can catch a glimpse of these warlocks.

10/24/2020

it’s sweater weather!

10/23/2020

don’t you hate it when you eat the same thing two nights in a row?

10/22/2020

i hope she makes me eat my words, cause my words is PUSSY! side note: thanks for letting me take a few days off. i spent the days in bed, watching dateline, and doing some online shopping... it was lovely. but tomorrow i’ll be back, and it’ll be a nice big posting day! i have a ton on clothes being delivered so i figured it’s time for another try on video. plus there’s another video idea i want to try out. in my head it’s good idea, but im not sure it’ll translate on camera. we shall see...

10/21/2020

pink covering my slash and my gash. gotta coordinate.

10/17/2020

due to the disturbing content i had to censor these photos. aka i’m using a face and hair mask that isn’t very cute.

10/13/2020

it’s cold in here. good thing i have a sweater.

10/12/2020

i know i said video, but here.. have some photos. i couldn’t think of anything fun to film so if you have any suggestions, please let me know! i do have a list of video ideas, but they all require a little planning and/or preparation and i didn’t have the time (i’ll start filming and posting those soon).

10/11/2020

no post yesterday but im making up for it with TWO livestream sessions tomorrow :) one at 1pm PST and the second at 8pm PST. i think it’ll be lots of fun! but for tonight my only plans are to order food, listen to true crime podcasts, and masturbate.* *that last sentence is another one of many examples why the oxford comma is necessary.

10/10/2020

had to snap a few quickies before midnight, but i’ll post more later since these are kinda boring. and starting tomorrow ill be posting more videos and scheduling my next live stream :)

10/07/2020

lets flip a coin... heads, you get tail. tails, you get head.

10/05/2020

it’s been a while since i’ve uploaded a video, but trust me they’re coming soon! i’ve actually been busy the last few days working out a live stream schedule (with proper connection and camera) that will start next week... so stay tuned. i should have more info and an actual schedule next wednesday or thursday. thanks for your patience :) i’ve actually got a lot of cool stuff planned for halloween as well, so things should be picking up soon.

10/04/2020

well that hurt. armpits were no problem, thighs were suuuper easy, lower leg was uncomfortable, but my cooter was OUTRAGEOUS! and the gal was not making it better because when i was on all fours with my cheeks parted like the red sea, she says “woah, i’ve never seen anyone’s hair react like this. it’s like your hair is jumping out of the skin. it’s just disappearing! it’s because your hair is so thick, like a man’s beard.” haha 😆 she was beside herself. also, you ever smell burt ass hair? because i have.

10/04/2020

bye bye bush ✌🏼 double post tomorrow. if they let me take pics and/or videos at Laser Away then ill definitely get some of that

10/03/2020

im blue da boob de da boob da.

09/30/2020

when someone asks for a picture of you “fresh out the shower with nothing but a towel on”... this is what they mean, right? p.s. my laser appointment is on the 3rd and i can’t wait. i’ve spent too many years ‘beating around the bush’ 😂

09/29/2020

goodnight moon.

09/28/2020

i really love this JACK IT ON ME. sometimes i have a hard time taking this JACK IT OFF. but i may need another one soon because LOOK HOW TIGHT IT IS. i have to take my arm and just FORCE IT IN THERE. the pleather also makes me sweaty and IT GETS SO WET INSIDE. i guess i'll just PUT IT IN MY BOTTOM drawer, and get a bigger one to satisfy me. CUM ON MY TITS

09/26/2020

it’s that time of year again! time for my seasonal sickness. ugh. i feel miserable. hopefully i look as sick as i feel. haha see what i did there? (double post tomorrow when im feeling better. if you have any requests or video ideas put them in the comments!)

09/23/2020

nips & lips. nipples & lipples.

09/20/2020

not sure which is bigger, my hair tits or my torso buns. (double post, including a video, coming tomorrow!)

09/19/2020

i’m so horny, i could fuck a horse. that’s the phrase right? ... something like that.

09/17/2020

#throwback to the time @leannecrow and i got in a little over our head.

09/16/2020

the headless whore, man. get it? like, the headless horseman. meh... they can’t all be winners

09/15/2020