@tessafowler

“tessa, is that you in the black strappy outfit with patent leather boots?! nice outfit! i’ve never seen you wear anything remotely similar” -They

03/19/2021

the most obnoxious jacket i own

03/18/2021

i love this set so much that when i was done shooting, i just kept shooting.

03/16/2021

when i said i wanted to be ‘swimming in balls’, i should’ve been more specific.

03/13/2021

running a little behind ;) i forgot to charge my phone and selfie ring light, so when they get some juice i’m taking some photos with my favorite toy!

03/13/2021

03/11/2021

thank you Minute Suites for giving me a place to take some nakies for a half hour, because as it turns out, it’s a lot more difficult to find any privacy in an airport than i thought. they even had a shower that i was seriously considering, but i haven’t seen my family in a while and if i show up clean they might not recognize me.

03/08/2021

infinitittys!! sorry for this weak ass post.. in leaving for the airport in a few hours and i am nowhere near done with everything i’ve got to do before i leave. sooo i’ll have to post from American Airlines’ flight 1322 bathroom ;) the sexiest place in the world

03/07/2021

girl you looks good won’t you back that ass up 🎶 actually, im about to pack that ass up! and no, not like THAT... i mean literally pack. im leaving sunday morning for a week long trip back to South Carolina to visit family. and since it takes me forever to pack, i need to start now. and the second i am finished, i’m putting things in my butt. 😂

03/06/2021

you guys... my butt! when i looked back and saw the last two pics (15 & 16) i even impressed myself, hence the quick video. i had to watch it in motion, reeeeeally look at it to make sure i wasn’t trippin. so, yeah, i guess this is my new life now. i have an ass. who knows what amazing things lie ahead of me and my medium juicy ass.

03/02/2021

haha i pinched my finger in the tripod when i was lowering it for that ‘good angle’, and since the shutter button was in my hand pic 9 now exists ha. i had to include it because it makes me laugh

03/01/2021

im in such a great mood and i felt i should want share some quotes that have motivated me to make that first step. hopefully they will also inspire you to do what i did, and go fuck yourself. trust me, it’s worth it!! haha jokes aside, i feel like a new woman. stay tuned, today i swear you’ll get your video(s) ;)

02/27/2021

okay, so it was 2.3 packages. good thing my boy Rascootin’ has some towing power.

02/27/2021

spring has sprung in Los Angeles and im LOVING it. spring means i can start wearing tiny outfits again, like this one. the only problem is i went to an italian restaurant for dinner and im still eating as if i’ve got my winter clothes on. “i ate more fettuccini alfredo and drank less water than i have in my entire life. -michael scott” -tessa fowler. due to the pasta incident, the update i owe you guys from yesterday will be posted tomorrow. and since you guys are cutting me some slack and being patient with me, i’ll post a longer video with my dick-on-a-stick to show my gratitude. that’s right, a gratitude bj... literally the best kind.

02/26/2021

my makeup looked good today, so i showered without getting my face wet so i could take these pics. twasn’t easy, ‘twas worth it.

02/24/2021

you know it was a good snooze when you wake up with “sleep scars”. hell, i slept so good last night that these might actually be permanent. when i finally peel myself out of bed i’ll shoot and upload last night’s video :)

02/21/2021

booty appreciation post. the end.

02/20/2021

a few requested more feet pics, so i tried feet pics. and let me tell ya, it’s more difficult than i thought it would be to fit them in frame, be sexy, and try to be creative with it. the last photo is an attempt that was good in theory, but failed miserably haha **UPDATE ** thankfully my lip is almost back to normal! just a little fat and i keep biting it when i chew, so that’s fun.

02/19/2021

okay so these pajamas are, without a doubt, the most comfortable thing i’ve ever put on my body. it was difficult for me to take them off for these photos, but somehow i managed. p.s. i had to include the last photo for you guys ;) i never usually post something so naughty, but tonight im feeling like a bad girl.

02/17/2021

spending valentine’s day with my best girl. too bad she won’t let me fuck.

02/15/2021

i blue it.

02/11/2021

this outfit is the opposite of all my black strappy ones. it makes me look so innocent ;) but in reality im about as innocent as OJ

02/07/2021

black strappy outfit?! well, i did say id be back to my usual photos...

02/05/2021

ugh. i hate doing a one photo update. i took more pics but they all look the same because this outfit is just so boring! all my sexy sexy shoot outfits are in a bin at the top of my closet, but guess who can’t climb or lift anything? this gal👍🏼👍🏼 im having a friend come over tomorrow to help me clean and reach high things. soooo, starting tomorrow, i’ll be back to my usual posting and i’ll be reunited with my lingerie.

02/04/2021

watch as i give myself some much needed relief ;) nothing feels better than packing my pussy.

02/03/2021

sorry for my absence the last few days. i had a minor procedure, nothing serious, but the meds they gave me are pretty serious. these meds have been kicking my ass and putting me out completely. ill film a video letting you know more about what’s going on when im back on monday, but until then, ill likely be fast asleep. thanks for understanding. i love you guys!

01/31/2021

does this fishnet make my immorality look big?

01/28/2021

i’m not going to be posting a set tonight because, unexpectedly, have to focus my attention elsewhere. BUT double post tomorrow, and i figured one of those posts will be featuring the runner up outfit from the poll i posted last week (see photo #2). thanks guys. love ya!

01/27/2021

as many of you guessed from my last post, today is MY BIRTHDAY! at least it WAS my birthday until i officially canceled it! well, postponed it. until tomorrow. see, what happened was, i had a last minute stroke of inspiration the other night. i came up with the perfect birthday video! but, i had to order a few things for it to work.so i got right on amazon and did my due diligence. i found everything i needed AND it was all elegible for prime one day shipping. it. was. kismet! and after waiting and waiting allll day, finally around 10pm i get this notification (see image 6). but this idea is too good to give up, and i already spent the money on it... so my birthday is officially moved until tomorrow :) so this post isn’t a birthday post. the only thing birthday related in today’s pics, is the suit im wearing.

01/24/2021

tonight’s photos are a little.... meh. but tomorrow is a big day for me, and im planning a video that will hopefully be good enough to make you forget these photos even existed. p.s. i’m not in an emotional crisis- the bangs are clip on.

01/23/2021

i should’ve known the wig was going to cost me an extra 2 hours. also, as it turns out, i have an affinity for black strappy outfits. found this (amongst 10 others like it) in my “unseen wardrobe” drawer. a drawer that i should rename the “black-strappy-outfits-that-are-kind-of-different-but-mostly-the-same” drawer.

01/22/2021

an oversized white button up would be much cuter. ya know, that whole “wearing nothing but your boyfriends shirt” kind of thing. unfortunately i live my boobs and attention too much to ever buy a shirt that doesn’t show off my tits. so oversized is of the table

01/18/2021

laser hair removal- round three. it was FREEZING in that room and, as you can tell in the photos, i was squeezing my legs together really tight. so tight, in fact, that when the technician was “treating” my coochee she used the very strong stream of cold air that’s used to somewhat numb the skin... she used that stream to blow my lips apart so she could really get in there. so, you know when you stick your head out the window and your skin just flaps in all directions? yup... that’s what was happening. it was fucking hilarious! i could not stop laughing, while at the same time i was in pain with every zap. so between the occasional “OUCH!”, the hysterical laughter, and the tears rolling down my face because of said laughter, the poor girl had no idea what was going on. rather than ask, her solution was to move as quickly as possible and try to get it over asap. she then made the air a little stronger because she thought my reaction was a pain reaction. so now my shit was REALLY flying. it was like a flag in a hurricane. of course, that only made me laugh even harder. so yeah, i had a lot of fun this time around.

01/16/2021

here are some of my all time favorite gifs. they’re in no particular order because i tried that and it was impossible to choose

01/15/2021

a bird in fishnet

01/13/2021

it’s quite simple. if you are a friend, you speak the password, and the doors will open. also, check out my MELLONs ;)

01/11/2021

people always stare at me when i wear this outfit... i guess they’re all metallica fans.

01/07/2021

you ever forget to set your alarm, but luckily you wake up on your own with only 10min to get dressed and be at work/school? well... that just happened to me. thankfully i fell asleep with my makeup on and my tits out.

01/06/2021

picture day is a lot more fun when you’re homeschooled.

01/02/2021

you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals

01/02/2021

this is a wig btw.

12/28/2020

im doing a CUSTOM VIDEO GIVEAWAY to thank you all for being the best part of a pretty crappy year :) see video for details. also, good god in awkward. i attempted that video a few times, and this is what i ended up with... so you can imagine how awkward the rejects were lol.

12/27/2020

i got bored one night and decided to recreate photos of some of my favorite Russ Meyer’s busty babes. and i had to throw in little twin peaks too :)

12/26/2020

christmas as been kind of a bummer this year and i’ve been feeling a little ‘meh’ the last few days. so here are some ‘phone gems’ i found that im regifting, so to speak. haha

12/26/2020

i want your caulk

12/24/2020

this is how i’ve been for the last 13 hours. i haven’t been feeling well and after my shower this morning i decided to lie down for a few minutes... haha yeah, “few minutes”. i ended up passing out and woke up not even knowing what year it was. ever have those kind of naps? ones that completely ruin your internal clock?

12/23/2020

this dress is the tits! i wish all my clothes had big booby holes like this.

12/22/2020

JUST got back from target. it gets me every time. i went for some drawers and some sheets, and i left with a bunch of bullshit i don’t need. and i didn’t save any time to get the perfect pics, so instead i had to do a rush job. a rush job that looks JUST like some old school glamour shots 😂 it looks like i took these at the walmart studio. anyway.. i still owe you one update

12/20/2020